5 lb Patriot’s Whey Protein

$59.99

This ain’t your dad’s protein – the one that tastes like George’s wooden teeth. This good ol’ fashioned American exceptionalism bottled and packed into deliciousness.

Add 1 scoop to 6-8 ounces of water and shake or stir until mixed.

Gourmet Flavors:

  • Chubby Choco Nutz
  • Double Stuffed
  • Fortuitous Keepsakes
  • Independence Cake (Launching 7/1/19)
  • Yankee F’n Doodle
  • Yosemite S’mores

Description

It’s often said that George Washington could not tell a lie. In the spirit of Ol’ Georgie Boy, neither can we: Patriot’s Whey is the best-tasting protein this side of the Revolutionary War.

Seriously. It’s as if we traveled back in time to your grandma’s house in 1986, sat in on your family’s BBQ, bottled all the delicious desserts, and came back to the present with the formula intact. That’s why we call it the Revolutionary’s Protein: because it’s so damn tasty that it’s revolutionary.

This ain’t your dad’s protein – the one that tastes like George’s wooden teeth. This good ol’ fashioned American exceptionalism bottled and packed into deliciousness.

Key Ingredients Have Shown To:

  • Increase rate of recovery
  • Ensure adequate protein intake
  • Seriously enhance the taste of your protein shake, protein pudding, or any protein infused meal.

Add 1 scoop to 6-8 ounces of water and shake or stir until mixed.

Gourmet Flavors:

  • Chubby Choco Nutz
  • Double Stuffed
  • Fortuitous Keepsakes
  • Independence Cake (Launching 7/1/19)
  • Yankee F’n Doodle
  • Yosemite S’mores